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I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch

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Five TV Favorites

2. Firefly

3. Firefly

4. Firefly

5. Firefly

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

Between everyone and everyone, I’m going to have to go with everyone.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

I guess Niska since he tortures people, but he is one amazing bad guy. Maybe that guy in episode 1 who shot Kaylee who was supposed to come back in later episodes.

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PICK. Objects in Space.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

*Weeps*

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

Jayne and Veera XP

6. Who’s your anti-relationship in 2?

Simon and Jayne

7. How long have you watched 1?

Started after it was canceled but never stopped watching.

8. How did you become interested in 3?

My wonderful magical glorious friend Stacey.

9. Who’s your favorite actor in 4?

Uhhhh, who am I kidding it’s Nathan. But I love everyone.

10. Which show do you prefer: 1, 2, or 5?

Between Firefly, Firefly and Firely it’s going to have to be Firefly but Firefly is a close second.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of: 1 or 3?

*Gross Sobbing*

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would it be?

MALCOLM REYNOLDS. IN A HEARTBEAT.

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 1?

FUCKING NO.

STOP ASKING. STOP EXPECTING AN ANSWER.

NO.

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

Already happened. Firefly + Firefly = Serenity

15. Pair two characters from 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

Jayne and Kaylee. People ship it.

16. Overall, who has a better cast: 3 or 5?

HA!

17. Who has better theme music: 2 or 4?

Firefly’s theme fits the show perfectly. The only thing better might be The Hero of Canton.

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

goddamnedrhombuses:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

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theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

America’s past times include: FREEDOM and MAKING FUN OF CANADA and LIBERATING EVERYTHING.

Ace Attorney Con

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It must be made
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ACE ATTORNEY FUCKING CON

A CON FOR JUST ACE ATTORNEY 

#YES #FOREVER

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